1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anyone.
2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends. You're stupid. Go kill yourself.
3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.
6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
8. Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
9. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
10. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them).
11. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING BABY! This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.
Interests
Favorite Quote
-"Prefer sa stau pe un dovleac,dar sa fie numai al meu,decat sa ma inghesui impreuna cu altii pe o perna de catifea!"-Thoreau -"Cand vad prostii locuind in cele mai stralucite palate,inteleg de ce Diogene traia intr-un butoi!"-Tr.Demetrescu -"Ce este o buruiana?O planta ale carei virtuti nu au fost inca descoperite!"-Emerson -"Daca omul ar fi lasat sa-si cheltuiasca fantezia pentru pace,in locul razboiului,atunci bomba atomica ar sta in muzeu,alaturi de Gioconda!" -"Fereste-te de banalitate.Nu uita ca daca va fi sa te ineci,cel putin nu te ineca intr-un lighean cu apa,zvarle-te in ocean...."-O.Goga -"Este o aberatie groaznica sa-ti inchipui ca poti fi infailibil.E un blestem sa nu ai dreptul de a te fi inselat!"-J.Wassermann -"L'amour est un je ne sais quoi,qui vient de je ne sais ou et qui finit je ne sais comment!" -"Criza de astazi este gluma de maine"-HG Wells
...de fapt..... -"Urasc citatele.Spune-mi ce stii tu!"-Emerson.... :X
Sunt doua tipuri de soferi ce merg pe strada Cei care au avut un accident si cei care o sa-l aiba Asta o stiu si ai tai, iar maica-ta de-asta e nervosa Si multi dintre cunoscuti ti-au zis ca n-o sa mori acasa
Bagi piciorul in acceleratie fara rezerve Cand poti pe patru roti sa te strecori printre conserve Nu vorbesc de blocuri gri e cu totul alta treaba Intelegem diferit modul de a alerga pe strada
Avem doi ochi si doua urechi sa auzim Doua maini si doua buze ce ne ajuta sa iubim Doi genunchi si doua talpi ce ne ajuta sa pasim Dar peste toate astea sunt 4 roti care ne ajuta sa fugim
Pune-ti centura, pentru siguranta ta Ca poate la semafor te provoaca cineva Si nu poti sa refuzi, ca nu iti sta in caracter Ca adrenalina creste, pe scaun la sofer.
Masina o pretuiesti ca pe o bijuterie Sub capota se ascunde o adevarata herghelie Ca toti o plac, o admira fie vorba intre noi Prietena ta are motive sa se creada pe locul doi.
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